UPDATED 10/31/11
Pricing
All snowmen are $6.95. Multiple discount:3 for $19.95 Special sign requests can often be accommodated (although a charm may not be available for it), but extra time will be required to complete & ship the order.
Shipping
Shipping is $2.00 for one snowman; for two or more we’ll try to keep it to a minimum, & it will not be more than the actual amount. Priority Mail (on request) will be charged as per USPS rates.
We can do custom signs!!
We also do “name” snowmen that have a sign with a person’s name and its meaning; these are not listed on the site, but are available in red, pink, or green, and are also $6.95.
Please Select a Category:
Hobbies & Music
*Art: To Imagine Is Everything
*Life Is Good When I’m Baking
*Basket Collector
*Lady Biker
*There’s No Such Thing As Too Many Books!
I’d Rather Be At Boy Scouts
I’d Rather Be At Brownies
*Life Is Good When I Have My Camera
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Car
*Life Is Good When I’m On My Cell Phone
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Chess
Life Is Good When I’m At College
*Life Is Good When I’m On The Computer
*Life Is Good When I’m Cooking
*Cow Collector
*Life Is Good When I’m Cross-Stitching
I’d Rather Be At Cub Scouts
Life Is Good When I’m Playing Dominoes
Drama Queen
Life Is Good When I’m Playing My Nintendo DS
*Life Is Good When I’m On Facebook
*It’s All About Fantasy Football
*Frog Collector
Life Is Good When I’m Garage Saling
*Gardeners Never Die…They Just Go To Pot!
*Giraffe Collector
I’d Rather Be At Girl Scouts
*It’s A Gleek Thing (Glee television show)
*Life Is Good When I’m Riding My Gold Wing
*Four Wheels Move The Body…Two Wheels Move The Soul. Ride A Harley.
*It’s All About Harry Potter!
Life Is Good When I’m Listening To My iPod
I’m Not High Maintenance- I Just Need More Jewelry
*Life Is Good When I’m With My John Deere
*If I Knit Fast Enough, Does It Count As Exercise?
Life Is Good When I’m Playing Legos!
*Lighthouse Lover!
*It’s All About The Man Cave!
*I Love Monkeys!
*For Some There’s Therapy. For The Rest Of Us There’s Motorcycles
*Life Is A Game- NASCAR Is Serious!
*Penguin Collector
It’s All About My PlayStation
*You Can Never Have Too Many Purses
*Quilters Never Grow Old…They Just Go To Pieces
*Life Is Good When I’m Quilting
*Racing’s Not A Matter Of Life Or Death- It’s More Important Than That!
*Home Is Where You Park Your RV
*Life Is Good When I’m Rubber Stamping
*Scrapbooking Keeps Memories Alive!
*Life Is Good When I’m Sewing
*Sheep Collector
*Cinderella Is Proof That A Good Pair Of Shoes Can Change Your Life
*Life Is Short…Wear Cute Shoes
*You Call It Shopping…I Call It Retail Therapy
*The Voices Are Telling Me To Go Shopping Again!
*Life Is Good When I’m Texting
Life Is Good When I’m At Theatre
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Tractor
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Trains
*Life Is Good When I’m Traveling
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Truck
*Turtle Collector
Life Is Good When I’m Watching TV
*It’s A Twilight Thing (Twilight book/movie series)
Life Is Good When I’m Playing Video Games
Life Is Good When I’m Playing The Wii
Life Is Good When I’m Playing My Xbox 360
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Bingo
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Bridge
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Bunco
*Out Of My Way…I’m Going To The Casino!
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Euchre
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Pinochle
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Poker
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Texas Hold ’Em
*Bass Players Rock!
*Bassoon Players Rock!
*Cello Players Rock!
*Happiness Is Singing In The Choir!
*Clarinet Players Rock!
*Drummers Rock!
*Flute Players Rock!
*French Horn Players Rock!
*Guitar Players Rock!
*Happiness Is Playing The Handbells!
*Mandolin Players Rock!
*Marching Band Rocks!
*Music Expresses That Which Cannot Be Said…
*Oboe Players Rock!
*Happiness Is Playing In The Orchestra!
*Piano Players Rock!
*Saxophone Players Rock!
*Singing Makes Me Happy
*Trombone Players Rock!
*Trumpet Players Rock!
*Tuba Players Rock!
*Viola Players Rock!
*Violin Players Rock!
*Life Is Good When I’m Baking
*Basket Collector
*Lady Biker
*There’s No Such Thing As Too Many Books!
I’d Rather Be At Boy Scouts
I’d Rather Be At Brownies
*Life Is Good When I Have My Camera
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Car
*Life Is Good When I’m On My Cell Phone
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Chess
Life Is Good When I’m At College
*Life Is Good When I’m On The Computer
*Life Is Good When I’m Cooking
*Cow Collector
*Life Is Good When I’m Cross-Stitching
I’d Rather Be At Cub Scouts
Life Is Good When I’m Playing Dominoes
Drama Queen
Life Is Good When I’m Playing My Nintendo DS
*Life Is Good When I’m On Facebook
*It’s All About Fantasy Football
*Frog Collector
Life Is Good When I’m Garage Saling
*Gardeners Never Die…They Just Go To Pot!
*Giraffe Collector
I’d Rather Be At Girl Scouts
*It’s A Gleek Thing (Glee television show)
*Life Is Good When I’m Riding My Gold Wing
*Four Wheels Move The Body…Two Wheels Move The Soul. Ride A Harley.
*It’s All About Harry Potter!
Life Is Good When I’m Listening To My iPod
I’m Not High Maintenance- I Just Need More Jewelry
*Life Is Good When I’m With My John Deere
*If I Knit Fast Enough, Does It Count As Exercise?
Life Is Good When I’m Playing Legos!
*Lighthouse Lover!
*It’s All About The Man Cave!
*I Love Monkeys!
*For Some There’s Therapy. For The Rest Of Us There’s Motorcycles
*Life Is A Game- NASCAR Is Serious!
*Penguin Collector
It’s All About My PlayStation
*You Can Never Have Too Many Purses
*Quilters Never Grow Old…They Just Go To Pieces
*Life Is Good When I’m Quilting
*Racing’s Not A Matter Of Life Or Death- It’s More Important Than That!
*Home Is Where You Park Your RV
*Life Is Good When I’m Rubber Stamping
*Scrapbooking Keeps Memories Alive!
*Life Is Good When I’m Sewing
*Sheep Collector
*Cinderella Is Proof That A Good Pair Of Shoes Can Change Your Life
*Life Is Short…Wear Cute Shoes
*You Call It Shopping…I Call It Retail Therapy
*The Voices Are Telling Me To Go Shopping Again!
*Life Is Good When I’m Texting
Life Is Good When I’m At Theatre
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Tractor
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Trains
*Life Is Good When I’m Traveling
*Life Is Good When I’m With My Truck
*Turtle Collector
Life Is Good When I’m Watching TV
*It’s A Twilight Thing (Twilight book/movie series)
Life Is Good When I’m Playing Video Games
Life Is Good When I’m Playing The Wii
Life Is Good When I’m Playing My Xbox 360
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Bingo
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Bridge
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Bunco
*Out Of My Way…I’m Going To The Casino!
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Euchre
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Pinochle
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Poker
*Life Is Good When I’m Playing Texas Hold ’Em
*Bass Players Rock!
*Bassoon Players Rock!
*Cello Players Rock!
*Happiness Is Singing In The Choir!
*Clarinet Players Rock!
*Drummers Rock!
*Flute Players Rock!
*French Horn Players Rock!
*Guitar Players Rock!
*Happiness Is Playing The Handbells!
*Mandolin Players Rock!
*Marching Band Rocks!
*Music Expresses That Which Cannot Be Said…
*Oboe Players Rock!
*Happiness Is Playing In The Orchestra!
*Piano Players Rock!
*Saxophone Players Rock!
*Singing Makes Me Happy
*Trombone Players Rock!
*Trumpet Players Rock!
*Tuba Players Rock!
*Viola Players Rock!
*Violin Players Rock!
Food & Drink
*Beer: The Solution To All Problems!
*There’s More To Life Than Good Wine…But Not Much!
*Does Wine Count As A Serving Of Fruit?
*Believe In Something…I Believe I’ll Have Another Glass Of Wine
*Save Water…Have A Margarita
*Save Water…Have A Martini
*Life Is Good When I’m Cooking
*Life Is Good When I’m Baking
*Life Is Good When I’m At Panera
If I’m Not Home, I’m At McDonald’s!
*Life Is Good When I’m At Starbucks!
*Hand Over The Coffee And Nobody Gets Hurt
* Hand Over The Pizza And Nobody Gets Hurt
* Hand Over The Ice Cream And Nobody Gets Hurt
Hand Over The Peanut Butter And Nobody Gets Hurt
Hand Over The Popcorn And Nobody Gets Hurt
*I Never Met A Cookie I Didn’t Like
*Every Time I Hear The Word “Exercise”, I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate
*You Can Never Have Too Much Chocolate
It’s All About Mountain Dew! (as usual, we can do other drinks not listed)
It’s All About Diet Mountain Dew!
It’s All About Pepsi!
It’s All About Diet Pepsi!
It’s All About Coca-Cola!
It’s All About Diet Coke!
It’s All About 7 Up!
It’s All About Dr Pepper!
*There’s More To Life Than Good Wine…But Not Much!
*Does Wine Count As A Serving Of Fruit?
*Believe In Something…I Believe I’ll Have Another Glass Of Wine
*Save Water…Have A Margarita
*Save Water…Have A Martini
*Life Is Good When I’m Cooking
*Life Is Good When I’m Baking
*Life Is Good When I’m At Panera
If I’m Not Home, I’m At McDonald’s!
*Life Is Good When I’m At Starbucks!
*Hand Over The Coffee And Nobody Gets Hurt
* Hand Over The Pizza And Nobody Gets Hurt
* Hand Over The Ice Cream And Nobody Gets Hurt
Hand Over The Peanut Butter And Nobody Gets Hurt
Hand Over The Popcorn And Nobody Gets Hurt
*I Never Met A Cookie I Didn’t Like
*Every Time I Hear The Word “Exercise”, I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate
*You Can Never Have Too Much Chocolate
It’s All About Mountain Dew! (as usual, we can do other drinks not listed)
It’s All About Diet Mountain Dew!
It’s All About Pepsi!
It’s All About Diet Pepsi!
It’s All About Coca-Cola!
It’s All About Diet Coke!
It’s All About 7 Up!
It’s All About Dr Pepper!
Loved Ones & Pets
One Of A Kind...
Aunt
Aunt & Uncle (Two Of A Kind)
Boss
Brother
Brother In Law
Cousin
Dad
Daughter
Daughter In Law
Friend
Goddaughter
Godfather
Godmother
Godparents (Two Of A Kind)
Godson
Granddaughter
Grandson
Grandma
Grandpa
Husband
Mom
Mother In Law
Nana
Nephew
Niece
Papa
Sister
Sister In Law
Son
Son In Law
Uncle
Other Loved Ones
Neighbors Are Simply Good Side-By Side Friends
A Good Co-worker Is A Found Treasure!
*Engaged 2011
*Married 2011
First Christmas Together 2011
*Baby’s First Christmas 2011
*Baby on Board!
Adoption Is A Work Of Heart
Double The Pleasure- Have Twins
You Can’t Scare Me…I Have Triplets (we can do quadruplets too)
A Mother Holds Your Hand For A While…Your Heart Forever
Anyone Can Be A Father, But It Takes Someone Special To Be A Daddy!
My Daughter…My Best Friend
Who Needs A Therapist? I Have My Sister!
What Happens With Sisters, Stays With Sisters!
If You Think I’m Crazy, You Should Meet My Sister!
If You Think I’m Crazy, You Should Meet My Mom!
A Best Friend Is A Sister Destiny Forgot To Give You
You’ll Always Be My Best Friend…You Know Too Much!
Time Passes And We May Part…But True Friends Stay Close To Heart
Best Friends Forever!
Friendship Is Not A Big Thing…It’s A Million Little Things
Friends Are Not The Family You Have Been Given, But The Family That Has Been Chosen…
True Love Forever!
Great Grandma Is A Special Gift From God
Grandparents Are Easy To Operate…Even A Child Can Do It!
What Happens At Grandma’s…Stays At Grandma’s!
When A Child Is Born, So Is A Grandma!
Who Needs Santa…I Have Grandma!
The Best Place To Be Is In Grandma’s Lap!
The Best Place To Be Is In Grandpa’s Lap!
I Wouldn’t Be So Spoiled If Someone Would Just Spank Grandma!
I Wouldn’t Be So Spoiled If Someone Would Just Spank Grandpa!
If Friends Were Noses, I’d Pick You!
If Sisters Were Noses, I’d Pick You!
If Daughters Were Noses, I’d Pick You!
If You Shake The Family Tree, A Few Nuts Will Fall Out!
In Memory Of…
*Cats Are like Potato Chips- No One Can Have Just One!
*My Cat Isn’t Spoiled…I’m Just Well Trained!
*My Dog Isn’t Spoiled…I’m Just Well Trained!
*My Name Is No! No! Bad Dog! What’s Yours?
*My Life…My Love…My Passion… Horses
*Born To Ride Horses
SportsAunt
Aunt & Uncle (Two Of A Kind)
Boss
Brother
Brother In Law
Cousin
Dad
Daughter
Daughter In Law
Friend
Goddaughter
Godfather
Godmother
Godparents (Two Of A Kind)
Godson
Granddaughter
Grandson
Grandma
Grandpa
Husband
Mom
Mother In Law
Nana
Nephew
Niece
Papa
Sister
Sister In Law
Son
Son In Law
Uncle
Other Loved Ones
Neighbors Are Simply Good Side-By Side Friends
A Good Co-worker Is A Found Treasure!
*Engaged 2011
*Married 2011
First Christmas Together 2011
*Baby’s First Christmas 2011
*Baby on Board!
Adoption Is A Work Of Heart
Double The Pleasure- Have Twins
You Can’t Scare Me…I Have Triplets (we can do quadruplets too)
A Mother Holds Your Hand For A While…Your Heart Forever
Anyone Can Be A Father, But It Takes Someone Special To Be A Daddy!
My Daughter…My Best Friend
Who Needs A Therapist? I Have My Sister!
What Happens With Sisters, Stays With Sisters!
If You Think I’m Crazy, You Should Meet My Sister!
If You Think I’m Crazy, You Should Meet My Mom!
A Best Friend Is A Sister Destiny Forgot To Give You
You’ll Always Be My Best Friend…You Know Too Much!
Time Passes And We May Part…But True Friends Stay Close To Heart
Best Friends Forever!
Friendship Is Not A Big Thing…It’s A Million Little Things
Friends Are Not The Family You Have Been Given, But The Family That Has Been Chosen…
True Love Forever!
Great Grandma Is A Special Gift From God
Grandparents Are Easy To Operate…Even A Child Can Do It!
What Happens At Grandma’s…Stays At Grandma’s!
When A Child Is Born, So Is A Grandma!
Who Needs Santa…I Have Grandma!
The Best Place To Be Is In Grandma’s Lap!
The Best Place To Be Is In Grandpa’s Lap!
I Wouldn’t Be So Spoiled If Someone Would Just Spank Grandma!
I Wouldn’t Be So Spoiled If Someone Would Just Spank Grandpa!
If Friends Were Noses, I’d Pick You!
If Sisters Were Noses, I’d Pick You!
If Daughters Were Noses, I’d Pick You!
If You Shake The Family Tree, A Few Nuts Will Fall Out!
In Memory Of…
*Cats Are like Potato Chips- No One Can Have Just One!
*My Cat Isn’t Spoiled…I’m Just Well Trained!
*My Dog Isn’t Spoiled…I’m Just Well Trained!
*My Name Is No! No! Bad Dog! What’s Yours?
*My Life…My Love…My Passion… Horses
*Born To Ride Horses
Life Is Good When I’m … (my, the, a, etc.)
*Baseball
*Basketball
*Biking
*Boating
*Bowhunting
Camping
*Cross Country
Exercising
*Fishing
*Flying
*Football
*4-Wheeling
*Golf
*Hunting
*Ice Skating
Lacrosse
*Pom Poms
*Running
*Sailing
*Skateboarding
Skiing
Snowboarding
Snowmobiling
*Softball
Wrestling
Yoga
*Without Ballet…Life Is Pointe-Less!
*Bowlers Always Have Time To Spare
*Cheerleading Makes Me Jump & Shout!
*Why Walk…When You Can Dance!
*The Voices Are Telling Me To Go Fishing Again!
*I Have OCFD: Obsessive Compulsive Fishing Disorder!
*Gymnastics Make Me Flip!
*I’m Gonna Stick To Hockey
*When I Die, Throw Me In The Woods So My Husband Will Hunt For Me
Karate Gives Me A Kick!
*Soccer Gives Me A Kick!
Swimmers Make A Splash!
Taekwondo Gives Me A Kick!
*Tennis Is My Racq-uet!
I Think My Trainer’s Killing Me. I Can’t Feel My Legs Anymore!
Certified…Fan (we can make signs for most any team, & have charms for many different sports)
*Boston Red Sox
*Bradley Braves
*Chicago Cubs
*Chicago White Sox
*Chicago Black Hawks
*DA Bears
*Dallas Cowboys
*Detroit Red Wings
*Detroit Lions
*Detroit Tigers
*Detroit Pistons
*Fighting Illini
*Fighting Irish
*Florida Gators
*Green Bay Packers
*Illinois State Redbirds
*Indianapolis Colts
*Iowa Hawkeyes
*Iowa State Cyclones
*UNI Panthers
* Michigan State Spartans
*Wolverines-Go Blue! (Michigan)
*Central Michigan Chippewas
*Milwaukee Brewers
*Minnesota Vikings
*Mizzou Tigers
*Nebraska Cornhuskers
*New England Patriots
*New York Yankees
*Northern Illinois Huskies
*Ohio State Buckeyes
*Pittsburgh Steelers
*Purdue Boilermakers
*St. Louis Cardinals
*Wisconsin Badgers
Occupation*Baseball
*Basketball
*Biking
*Boating
*Bowhunting
Camping
*Cross Country
Exercising
*Fishing
*Flying
*Football
*4-Wheeling
*Golf
*Hunting
*Ice Skating
Lacrosse
*Pom Poms
*Running
*Sailing
*Skateboarding
Skiing
Snowboarding
Snowmobiling
*Softball
Wrestling
Yoga
*Without Ballet…Life Is Pointe-Less!
*Bowlers Always Have Time To Spare
*Cheerleading Makes Me Jump & Shout!
*Why Walk…When You Can Dance!
*The Voices Are Telling Me To Go Fishing Again!
*I Have OCFD: Obsessive Compulsive Fishing Disorder!
*Gymnastics Make Me Flip!
*I’m Gonna Stick To Hockey
*When I Die, Throw Me In The Woods So My Husband Will Hunt For Me
Karate Gives Me A Kick!
*Soccer Gives Me A Kick!
Swimmers Make A Splash!
Taekwondo Gives Me A Kick!
*Tennis Is My Racq-uet!
I Think My Trainer’s Killing Me. I Can’t Feel My Legs Anymore!
Certified…Fan (we can make signs for most any team, & have charms for many different sports)
*Boston Red Sox
*Bradley Braves
*Chicago Cubs
*Chicago White Sox
*Chicago Black Hawks
*DA Bears
*Dallas Cowboys
*Detroit Red Wings
*Detroit Lions
*Detroit Tigers
*Detroit Pistons
*Fighting Illini
*Fighting Irish
*Florida Gators
*Green Bay Packers
*Illinois State Redbirds
*Indianapolis Colts
*Iowa Hawkeyes
*Iowa State Cyclones
*UNI Panthers
* Michigan State Spartans
*Wolverines-Go Blue! (Michigan)
*Central Michigan Chippewas
*Milwaukee Brewers
*Minnesota Vikings
*Mizzou Tigers
*Nebraska Cornhuskers
*New England Patriots
*New York Yankees
*Northern Illinois Huskies
*Ohio State Buckeyes
*Pittsburgh Steelers
*Purdue Boilermakers
*St. Louis Cardinals
*Wisconsin Badgers
We have others not listed, and can do most anything on a custom order!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Air Force!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Army!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Navy!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Marines!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Coast Guard!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Merchant Marine
*Accountants Work Numbers, Not Miracles
Acupuncture…A Jab Well Done!
I’m An Anesthesiologist! Don’t Worry…You Won’t Feel A Thing!
It’s All About Being An Architect!
A Good Babysitter Is A True Blessing
Life Is Good When I’m Baking
*You Can Always Bank On A Banker!
*Bank Tellers Like To Pass The Buck
*Bartenders Know How To Shake It
*Beauticians Are The Cutting Edge
Caregivers Give A Helping Hand!
*Carpenters Keep Things Structured!
*Chefs Always Have Something Cooking!
Relax…I’m A Chiropractor!
CNAs Give A Helping Hand!
I Am The Coach…To Save Time, Assume I Know Everything
*I’d Rather Be Doing Construction!
*Life Is Good When I’m Cooking
*Correctional Officers: Where The Real Law Enforcement Happens
Counselors Always Know The Right Thing To Say!
*Best Dance Teacher
Day Care Workers Help Our Children Spread Their Wings And Fly…
*Dentists Know The Drill!
*Dental Assistants Give A Helping Hand
*Dental Hygienists Give You Something To Smile About!
Dietitians Really Know How To Plan A Meal!
You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Doctor
Echo Techs Have Heart!
*Electricians – Just Like Regular People, Only Much Brighter!
*EMTs Save Hearts & Lives
*You Know You’re An Engineer If You Have No Life And Can Prove It Mathematically
*Home Is Where The Farm Is
*A Fireman Lives Here, With The Flame Of His Life
*Firefighting: One Of The Few Professions Left That Still Makes House Calls
*Hair Stylists Bring Out The Beauty In Everyone!
This Housekeeper Is Crazy For Cleaning!
*Kindergarten Teachers Make The Foundation For A Lifetime Love Of Learning
You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Lab Tech
A Good Lawyer Makes It So Simple That Even A Judge Can Understand It
*Librarians Are Novel People!
*Manicurists Work At A Fast Clip!
Relax…I’m A Massage Therapist!
Proud To Be A Medical Assistant
*Best Music Teacher
*Nail Techs Add Polish To Life!
*Don’t Mess With A Nurse…They Get Paid To Stab People With Sharp Objects
*I Can Fix Anything…I’m A Nurse!
*Nurse Practitioners Have A Lot Of Patients!
Occupational Therapists Help You Make It Happenv I’m An Office Manager…Nothing Scares Me Anymore
*Optometrists Help You See It All!
*Paramedics Save Hearts & Lives
Pediatricians See Little People!
*Best Pet Groomer 4 Paws Up!
*Pet Sitters Are The Pick Of The Litter
Because I’m The P.E. Teacher, That’s Why!
Pharmacists Are In-Dispensable!
Pharmacist Techs Are In-Dispensable!
Phlebotomists: Good To The Last Drop!
Physical Therapists: Making Lives Better One Day At A Time
Behind Every Good Doctor Is A Great Physician’s Assistant
If It Wasn’t For Plumbers, You’d Have No Place To Go!
*Make Crime Pay- Be A Police Officer
*Police Officers Are Everyday Heroes
Dispatchers Tell Cops Where To Go!
Postal Workers Never Lose Their Zip!
*Preschool Teachers Make A Difference Every Day
If The Principal’s Not Happy- No One Is Going To Be Happy!
Radiologists Are Good At Working In The Dark
*Realtors Know All The Best Locations!
Respiratory Therapists Are A Breath Of Fresh Air
*Being A School Bus Driver…It’s Not Just A Job, It’s An Adventure!
Secretaries Are A Special Type!
Social Workers Are Case Sensitive!
Special Education Teachers- A Work Of The Heart
Speech Therapists: Making A Difference- One Word At A Time
*The Best Teachers Teach From The Heart, Not From The Book
*Teachers Write On The Hearts Of Their Students Things The World Will Never Erase
A Teacher’s Aide Takes A Hand And Touches A Heart
I Think My Trainer’s Killing Me. I Can’t Feel My Legs Anymore!
Ultrasound Techs See The Whole Picture!
You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A UPS Driver!
* You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Veterinarian!
* You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Vet Tech!
Waitresses Like To Dish It Out!
X-Ray Techs See The Inner You!
Miscellaneous*Proud To Be In The U.S. Air Force!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Army!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Navy!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Marines!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Coast Guard!
*Proud To Be In The U.S. Merchant Marine
*Accountants Work Numbers, Not Miracles
Acupuncture…A Jab Well Done!
I’m An Anesthesiologist! Don’t Worry…You Won’t Feel A Thing!
It’s All About Being An Architect!
A Good Babysitter Is A True Blessing
Life Is Good When I’m Baking
*You Can Always Bank On A Banker!
*Bank Tellers Like To Pass The Buck
*Bartenders Know How To Shake It
*Beauticians Are The Cutting Edge
Caregivers Give A Helping Hand!
*Carpenters Keep Things Structured!
*Chefs Always Have Something Cooking!
Relax…I’m A Chiropractor!
CNAs Give A Helping Hand!
I Am The Coach…To Save Time, Assume I Know Everything
*I’d Rather Be Doing Construction!
*Life Is Good When I’m Cooking
*Correctional Officers: Where The Real Law Enforcement Happens
Counselors Always Know The Right Thing To Say!
*Best Dance Teacher
Day Care Workers Help Our Children Spread Their Wings And Fly…
*Dentists Know The Drill!
*Dental Assistants Give A Helping Hand
*Dental Hygienists Give You Something To Smile About!
Dietitians Really Know How To Plan A Meal!
You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Doctor
Echo Techs Have Heart!
*Electricians – Just Like Regular People, Only Much Brighter!
*EMTs Save Hearts & Lives
*You Know You’re An Engineer If You Have No Life And Can Prove It Mathematically
*Home Is Where The Farm Is
*A Fireman Lives Here, With The Flame Of His Life
*Firefighting: One Of The Few Professions Left That Still Makes House Calls
*Hair Stylists Bring Out The Beauty In Everyone!
This Housekeeper Is Crazy For Cleaning!
*Kindergarten Teachers Make The Foundation For A Lifetime Love Of Learning
You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Lab Tech
A Good Lawyer Makes It So Simple That Even A Judge Can Understand It
*Librarians Are Novel People!
*Manicurists Work At A Fast Clip!
Relax…I’m A Massage Therapist!
Proud To Be A Medical Assistant
*Best Music Teacher
*Nail Techs Add Polish To Life!
*Don’t Mess With A Nurse…They Get Paid To Stab People With Sharp Objects
*I Can Fix Anything…I’m A Nurse!
*Nurse Practitioners Have A Lot Of Patients!
Occupational Therapists Help You Make It Happenv I’m An Office Manager…Nothing Scares Me Anymore
*Optometrists Help You See It All!
*Paramedics Save Hearts & Lives
Pediatricians See Little People!
*Best Pet Groomer 4 Paws Up!
*Pet Sitters Are The Pick Of The Litter
Because I’m The P.E. Teacher, That’s Why!
Pharmacists Are In-Dispensable!
Pharmacist Techs Are In-Dispensable!
Phlebotomists: Good To The Last Drop!
Physical Therapists: Making Lives Better One Day At A Time
Behind Every Good Doctor Is A Great Physician’s Assistant
If It Wasn’t For Plumbers, You’d Have No Place To Go!
*Make Crime Pay- Be A Police Officer
*Police Officers Are Everyday Heroes
Dispatchers Tell Cops Where To Go!
Postal Workers Never Lose Their Zip!
*Preschool Teachers Make A Difference Every Day
If The Principal’s Not Happy- No One Is Going To Be Happy!
Radiologists Are Good At Working In The Dark
*Realtors Know All The Best Locations!
Respiratory Therapists Are A Breath Of Fresh Air
*Being A School Bus Driver…It’s Not Just A Job, It’s An Adventure!
Secretaries Are A Special Type!
Social Workers Are Case Sensitive!
Special Education Teachers- A Work Of The Heart
Speech Therapists: Making A Difference- One Word At A Time
*The Best Teachers Teach From The Heart, Not From The Book
*Teachers Write On The Hearts Of Their Students Things The World Will Never Erase
A Teacher’s Aide Takes A Hand And Touches A Heart
I Think My Trainer’s Killing Me. I Can’t Feel My Legs Anymore!
Ultrasound Techs See The Whole Picture!
You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A UPS Driver!
* You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Veterinarian!
* You Can’t Scare Me…I’m A Vet Tech!
Waitresses Like To Dish It Out!
X-Ray Techs See The Inner You!
*Life Is Good When I’m At The Beach
Life’s Not Measured By Breaths We Take…But By Moments That Take Our Breath Away
Life Isn’t About Waiting For The Storm To Pass…It’s About Learning To Dance In The Rain
Enjoy The Little Things In Life, For One Day You Will Look Back And They Were The Big Things…
Home Is Where You Can Say Anything, ‘Cause No One Listens Anyway!
Life Is Good When I’m At Disney World
Bless Our New Home 2011
Apartment, Sweet Apartment
*It’s All About Graduating 2011 (we can also do other years, or specific dates)
*It’s All About Graduating (no year)
Can I Blame My Hot Flashes On Global Warming?
It’s Not A Hot Flash…It’s A Summer Vacation I Take By Myself
I Didn’t Ask To Be A Princess- But If The Crown Fits…
I May Be Left Handed, But I’m Always Right!
I’m Retired- That’s Why!
Welcome To Medicare!
Wise Women Wear Red Hats (Red Hat Society)
It IS All About Me!
*Mirror, Mirror On The Wall- I Am My Mother After All!
Remember, As Far As Anyone Knows, We’re A Normal Family
Around Here, Normal Is Just A Setting On The Washing Machine!
Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage!
We Childproofed The House, But They Still Get In!
*What Happens In Las Vegas...Stays In Las Vegas!
*What Happens In Hawaii...Stays In Hawaii!
Redheads Do Everything Better!
Proud To Be Catholic!
Proud To Be Lutheran!
Proud To Be Baptist!
Life Is Good When I Pray
*Lordy, I’m Forty!
*Nifty Fifty!
*Look! I’m Sixty!
*Sweet Seventy!
*Excellent Eighty!
If I’m Not Home, I’m At WalMart!
You Say I Am A Witch Like It’s A Bad Thing
Irish You A Merry Christmas!
I’m Not Short…I’m Fun Size!
When You Stop Believing In Santa-You Get Underwear From Santa!
Santa's So Jolly Because He Knows Where The Bad Girls Live!
Dear Santa: Leave Presents…Take Brother!
Dear Santa: Leave Presents…Take Sister!
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Life’s Not Measured By Breaths We Take…But By Moments That Take Our Breath Away
Life Isn’t About Waiting For The Storm To Pass…It’s About Learning To Dance In The Rain
Enjoy The Little Things In Life, For One Day You Will Look Back And They Were The Big Things…
Home Is Where You Can Say Anything, ‘Cause No One Listens Anyway!
Life Is Good When I’m At Disney World
Bless Our New Home 2011
Apartment, Sweet Apartment
*It’s All About Graduating 2011 (we can also do other years, or specific dates)
*It’s All About Graduating (no year)
Can I Blame My Hot Flashes On Global Warming?
It’s Not A Hot Flash…It’s A Summer Vacation I Take By Myself
I Didn’t Ask To Be A Princess- But If The Crown Fits…
I May Be Left Handed, But I’m Always Right!
I’m Retired- That’s Why!
Welcome To Medicare!
Wise Women Wear Red Hats (Red Hat Society)
It IS All About Me!
*Mirror, Mirror On The Wall- I Am My Mother After All!
Remember, As Far As Anyone Knows, We’re A Normal Family
Around Here, Normal Is Just A Setting On The Washing Machine!
Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage!
We Childproofed The House, But They Still Get In!
*What Happens In Las Vegas...Stays In Las Vegas!
*What Happens In Hawaii...Stays In Hawaii!
Redheads Do Everything Better!
Proud To Be Catholic!
Proud To Be Lutheran!
Proud To Be Baptist!
Life Is Good When I Pray
*Lordy, I’m Forty!
*Nifty Fifty!
*Look! I’m Sixty!
*Sweet Seventy!
*Excellent Eighty!
If I’m Not Home, I’m At WalMart!
You Say I Am A Witch Like It’s A Bad Thing
Irish You A Merry Christmas!
I’m Not Short…I’m Fun Size!
When You Stop Believing In Santa-You Get Underwear From Santa!
Santa's So Jolly Because He Knows Where The Bad Girls Live!
Dear Santa: Leave Presents…Take Brother!
Dear Santa: Leave Presents…Take Sister!